Canada's friendliest money monsters
The Finance Beasts

A family of free, no-signup tools that make big Canadian money decisions less scary — one friendly Beast per decision, each genuinely good with the numbers.

The Finance Beasts family: Froogal the retirement elder, Morty the mortgage numbers-nerd with his calculator, and Robert the insurance beast with his umbrella.

Meet the family

One Beast per big decision. Pick who you need.

Morty, the Mortgage Beast mascot
The Mortgage Beast

Morty

The eager numbers nerd who crunches payments, affordability, and prepayment penalties.

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Froogal, the Retirement Beast mascot
The Retirement Beast

Froogal

The wise, thrifty elder who times CPP/OAS and plans withdrawals so your money lasts.

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Robert, the Insurance Beast mascot
The Insurance Beast

Robert

The lovable worrier who checks your coverage and closes the gaps — just in case.

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